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The Commonwealth of Casoscaria

“We will lick you”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: North Carolina

Regional Influence: Handshaker

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The Commonwealth of Casoscaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Bearded Lady with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.314 billion Casoscarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beardopolis. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Casoscarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion greenies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,350 greenies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Bearded Lady is considering changing the Casoscarian flag to one with more glitter, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Casoscaria's national animal is the schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the Blessed Schnauzer.

Casoscaria is ranked 11,103rd in the world and 8th in North Carolina for Most Stationary, with 2,199.75756437648 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,730thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,743rdLargest Welfare Programs: 2,215thMost Pacifist: 2,348thSafest: 2,488thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,019thNicest Citizens: 3,056thMost Inclusive: 3,365thHighest Food Quality: 3,878thHealthiest Citizens: 4,255thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,497thBest Weather: 4,809thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,984thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,375thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,608thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,720thMost Cultured: 5,838thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,897thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,387thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,622ndMost Developed: 6,650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,663rdSmartest Citizens: 8,471stLowest Crime Rates: 8,507thLargest Governments: 9,512thMost Stationary: 11,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,714thHighest Economic Output: 14,502ndTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,952ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,703rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,115thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,213thMost Secular: 21,849thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,808thMost Influential: 24,045thHighest Average Incomes: 29,376th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the region

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