Spotlight on:
The Commonwealth of Casoscaria |
“We will lick you”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: North Carolina |
Regional Influence: Handshaker |
The Commonwealth of Casoscaria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Bearded Lady with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.314 billion Casoscarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beardopolis. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Casoscarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion greenies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,350 greenies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Bearded Lady is considering changing the Casoscarian flag to one with more glitter, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Casoscaria's national animal is the schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the Blessed Schnauzer.
Casoscaria is ranked 11,103rd in the world and 8th in North Carolina for Most Stationary, with 2,199.75756437648 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Casoscaria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Casoscaria, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Casoscaria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Casoscaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Casoscaria, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
- : Following new legislation in Casoscaria, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing.
- : Following new legislation in Casoscaria, The Bearded Lady is considering changing the Casoscarian flag to one with more glitter.
- : Casoscaria was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Casoscaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Casoscaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.