Spotlight on:
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer |
“Free Markets, Free People”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Location: Pontbridge Islands |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by CEO Moneybags with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 32.833 billion Cashdeers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Friedmangrad. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Cashdeerian economy, worth an astonishing 21,352 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 650,333 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,638,305 per year while the poor average 29,982, a ratio of 154 to 1.
Thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, only the richest get to see out of their windows, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, and the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cashdeer's national animal is the Cash Deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Money.
Cashdeer is ranked 372nd in the world and 2nd in Pontbridge Islands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 12,927.89 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies.
- : Following new legislation in Cashdeer, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.