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The United Kingdom of Cartoloria

“Unity preserves freedom”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The Alterran Republic

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The United Kingdom of Cartoloria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Prime Minister Man with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.837 billion Cartolorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cartlosa. The average income tax rate is 93.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cartolorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Cartolofs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,834 Cartolofs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nations that kill a Cartolorian can expect a strongly worded letter, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, third world countries are rich in "I Love Cartlosa" t-shirts, and burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cartoloria's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buffaloism.

Cartoloria is ranked 239,243rd in the world and 12th in The Alterran Republic for Most Armed, with 0.14 Weapons Per Person.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,780thNicest Citizens: 2,906thHealthiest Citizens: 3,294thLowest Crime Rates: 3,472ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,533rdMost Inclusive: 3,997thMost Developed: 4,186thMost Pacifist: 4,245thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,344thMost Cultured: 5,178thLargest Governments: 5,352ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,369thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,431stSmartest Citizens: 5,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,556thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,613thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,084thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,134thMost Devout: 6,199thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,995thMost Efficient Economies: 7,121stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,364thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,946thSafest: 8,294thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,833rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,874thHighest Average Incomes: 9,335thBest Weather: 9,994thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,417thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,322ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,361stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,978thHighest Economic Output: 17,784thMost Stationary: 19,947thMost Influential: 20,455thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,965th
Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

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