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The Empire of Cartionia |
“We Will Endure”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Empire of Cartionia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical population of 367 million Cartionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Cartionian economy, worth 25.8 trillion Solars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 70,296 Solars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and the children of Cartionia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cartionia's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Cartionia is ranked 37,653rd in the world and 1,215th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,324.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Cartionia, the children of Cartionia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
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Cartionia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
Cartionia, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in
Cartionia, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
- : Following new legislation in
Cartionia, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
- : Following new legislation in
Cartionia, women across the country are tying the knot.
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Cartionia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in
Cartionia, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in
Cartionia, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants.
- : Following new legislation in
Cartionia, twice-daily toilet inspection rotas for government buildings are archived for public appraisal.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 45 » Tepertopia,
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Holota,
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Erinor,
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Bleakfoot,
Bawkie,
Nowa Europa,
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Land Without Shrimp,
Scu Greinne,
PenguinPies,
Tsunamy,
Conexia,
Yeses,
Belschaft,
Wehraboos,
Rebel-topia,
Concrete Slab,
Pencil Sharpeners 2,
Aumeltopia,
Ebonhand,
Sandaoguo,
Purple Hyacinth,
Linguiniland,
Bichedder,
Holy Free,
NIGHTRAY,
Eternal Memedom,
Libedistan,
West Bridgeport,
Westenhald,
Ceutalia,
Sedunn,
New Belgrade,
Gonrati,
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Ipugao, and
Treir.