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The Armed Union of Carinov

“Fight for Compassion”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Nederland

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Armed Union of Carinov is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by TsarCarinov with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.124 billion Carinovians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CarinovCity. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Carinovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,064 trillion zlotis a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,843 zlotis, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, there's some really clean windows in Carinovian houses, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it, and health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Carinov's national animal is the steed, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Carinov is ranked 3,991st in the world and 25th in Nederland for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 10,812.86 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,372ndLargest Black Market: 1,375thLargest Mining Sector: 2,213thTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,708thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,991stMost Stationary: 4,318thLargest Populations: 4,362ndMost Avoided: 4,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,832ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,630thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,959thNudest: 7,072ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,868thMost Influential: 10,541stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,516thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,252ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,636thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,794thHighest Average Incomes: 15,542ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,002ndLargest Governments: 17,097thMost Developed: 19,758thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,143rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21,484th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the region

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