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The Democratic States of Cardmania90090

“Forward unto the dawn”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: abnegates

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Democratic States of Cardmania90090 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.28 billion Cardmania90090ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cardmania90090ian economy, worth 901 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,847 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, and unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90090's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90090 is ranked 111,346th in the world and 1st in abnegates for Most Influential, scoring 206 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Largest Mining Sector: 4,358thMost Avoided: 5,897thLargest Black Market: 6,571stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,727thNudest: 7,921stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,031stMost Patriotic: 11,327thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,126thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,171stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,408thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,247thHighest Average Incomes: 24,512thHighest Economic Output: 24,910thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,765th

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