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The Dictatorship of Cardmania90082

“Forward unto the dawn”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Lily

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Dictatorship of Cardmania90082 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.802 billion Cardmania90082ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90082ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,037 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90082's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania90082 is ranked 116,768th in the world and 84th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.0809409814 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,681stTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,383rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,691stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,184thMost Efficient Economies: 7,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,378thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,701stLargest Mining Sector: 8,084thMost Devout: 9,531stMost Advanced Public Education: 9,824thLargest Retail Industry: 10,502ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,067thHighest Economic Output: 11,602ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,132ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,724thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,986thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,654thTop
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Largest Governments: 15,682ndMost Developed: 16,282ndMost Patriotic: 16,510thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,743rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,045thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,391st
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the region

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