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The Dictatorship of Cardmania90082 |
“Forward unto the dawn”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Lily |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Dictatorship of Cardmania90082 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.802 billion Cardmania90082ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90082ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,095 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,037 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90082's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cardmania90082 is ranked 116,768th in the world and 84th in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.0809409814 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90082's influence in Lily rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Cardmania90082 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90082, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90082, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90082, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90082, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90082, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90082, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90082, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
- : Cardmania90082 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".