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The Borderlands of Cardmania90079

“I'm Not Dead Yet!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Lily

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Borderlands of Cardmania90079 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.838 billion Cardmania90079ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90079ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,068 trillion Bodies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 190,837 Bodies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 762,970 per year while the poor average 32,070, a ratio of 23.8 to 1.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, a serf by any other name works just as hard, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90079's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania90079 is ranked 116,766th in the world and 81st in Lily for Most Stationary, with 320.08105903688 days.

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Largest Black Market: 3,681stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,806thMost Armed: 5,270thLargest Mining Sector: 5,428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,129thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,776thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,176thMost Patriotic: 8,790thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,596thHighest Average Incomes: 11,609thHighest Economic Output: 11,802ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,857thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,965thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 16,748thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,316thMost Efficient Economies: 19,463rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,894thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,771stLargest Governments: 23,876thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,371stLowest Crime Rates: 27,473rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the region

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