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The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90062

“Lvl 63”

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The Jingoistic States of Cardmania90062 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.995 billion Cardmania90062ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90062ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,854 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 168,632 Shiny Green Things, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90062's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania90062 is ranked 58,709^th in the world and 151^st in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.06 law-abiding acts per hour.

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