Spotlight on:
The Protectorate of Cardmania900146 |
“Forward unto the dawn”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: Lily |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Protectorate of Cardmania900146 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.825 billion Cardmania900146ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900146ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,798 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 166,141 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The sun now sets on the Cardmania900146ian Empire, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cardmania900146's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cardmania900146 is ranked 116,892nd in the world and 141st in Lily for Most Stationary, with 319.27245538772 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania900146 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900146, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900146, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900146, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900146, the sun now sets on the Cardmania900146ian Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900146, governments opposing Cardmania900146 are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900146, billions of Euros are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900146, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania900146, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
- : Cardmania900146 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".