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The Disputed Territories of Cardmania900129

“Forward unto the dawn”

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The Disputed Territories of Cardmania900129 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.885 billion Cardmania900129ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900129ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,791 trillion Euros a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 164,623 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, high school bands practice by moonlight, Cardmania900129ians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900129's national animal is the Vulture, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania900129 is ranked 14,789^th in the world and 41^st in Lily for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.42 law-abiding acts per hour.

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