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The Disputed Territories of Cardmania90010 |
“I'm Not Dead Yet!”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: LunarPunk |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Disputed Territories of Cardmania90010 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.92 billion Cardmania90010ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 82.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania90010ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,262 trillion Deneroes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,216 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were, and citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania90010's national animal is the ardvarke, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cardmania90010 is ranked 8,737th in the world and 1st in LunarPunk for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.65 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania90010 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, antique comic book collectors are disappointed to hear that their treasures are worth exactly as little as their mothers said they were.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
- : Cardmania90010 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
- : Following new legislation in Cardmania90010, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.