The Constitutional Monarchy of Cardmania9000
“I'm not dead yet!”
|Category: Authoritarian Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Newcomer
The Constitutional Monarchy of Cardmania9000 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.598 billion Cardmania9000ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cardmania9000ian economy, worth 724 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,477 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The official Cardmania9000ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and billions of Monies are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania9000's national animal is the Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cardmania9000 was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of TyGerria.
- : Cardmania9000 was endorsed by The Pacifist Hamsters of The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg.
- : Cardmania9000 was endorsed by The Colony of Sikol.
- : Cardmania9000 was endorsed by The Holy Lucky Red Monster of Mon Island.
- : Cardmania9000 was endorsed by The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : Cardmania9000 was endorsed by The ပျော်ရွှင်စရာ ကြောင်ကမ္ဘာ of Valentine Z.
- : Cardmania9000 was endorsed by The Republic of The Pantheons.
- : Cardmania9000 was endorsed by The ReGiOnAl SeCuRiTy MaN of Frances Francis the First of France.
- : Cardmania9000 was endorsed by The Republic of Card Kingdom.
- : Cardmania9000 was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
Endorsements Received: 79 » Venicea, Ethnon, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Former English Colony, Aerilia, Palgo, Nimarya, Hamerica, Yaorozu, Votak Matim, Illusia and Neverendia, Outer Shenendoah, Siwale, Lulubellia, Pazair, Francois Isidore, Hardscrabble, Bharathvarsh, Empy, ForestMythal, Randomcountryland, The Mazur Empire, Anonim, East Akra, Ellbonnia, Paradeavenlisian States, Tringapore, Bankowiata, Koda-Land, Cam Zazi, Omnistria, New Lakemba, Orado, Great Bights Mum, Guer Aike, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, Dar es Saalam, Corfad, Brotigymbymmoereekin, Zzozona, Bearical, Svenskskit, Blyskalia, New Celoveniortan, Wilkshire, Climeria, El Fiji Grande, and 29 others.Cretox State, Sahriastan, Xagill, Loutsland, North Bratislava, Territorio di Nessuno, Kranostav, Dabarastan, Selfgradatude, Seanat, Que Lukustinardon, Pallaith, ROM, Republica Guilleana, Capablanca, The Calabash Protectorate, AmManies, Tyirza, Sunto, Lionia, Card Kingdom, Frances Francis the First of France, The Pantheons, Valentine Z, Kazoo Basin, Mon Island, Sikol, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, and TyGerria.