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The Constitutional Monarchy of Cardmania9000

“I'm not dead yet!”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Constitutional Monarchy of Cardmania9000 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.598 billion Cardmania9000ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania9000ian economy, worth 724 trillion Monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 157,477 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The official Cardmania9000ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, and billions of Monies are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania9000's national animal is the Zebra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Cardmania9000 is ranked 200,581st in the world and 7,739th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.59 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,819thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,982ndLargest Black Market: 3,673rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,183rdMost Devout: 4,470thMost Armed: 5,481stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,530thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,366thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,052ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,213thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,432ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,670thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,666thMost Efficient Economies: 13,065thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,162ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,693rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,110thMost Developed: 17,257thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,482ndLargest Governments: 18,473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 22,300thMost Authoritarian: 22,486thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,584thMost Conservative: 22,899th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 144th in the regionLargest Black Market: 158th in the regionMost Devout: 188th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 189th in the regionMost Armed: 198th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 241st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 319th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 388th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 483rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 494th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 526th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 566th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 608th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 677th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 693rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 816th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 856th in the regionLargest Governments: 922nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 932nd in the region

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