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The United Socialist States of CardFarmer34363770

“By The People For The People”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: CardoTerraFormation

Regional Influence: Enforcer


The United Socialist States of CardFarmer34363770 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its vat-grown people, compulsory vegetarianism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.832 billion Card Farmers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer economy, worth a remarkable 1,772 trillion pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,278 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that behind every great man is a terrified subservient woman, the food pyramid has been replaced with the word PASTA in bold block capital letters, parents are really careful to pick the right gun for their kids' birthdays, and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CardFarmer34363770's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CardFarmer34363770 is ranked 18,016th in the world and 6th in CardoTerraFormation for Most Influential, scoring 2,618 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most Corrupt Governments: 521stMost Ignorant Citizens: 906thMost Devout: 1,045thMost Avoided: 1,185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,303rdFattest Citizens: 1,545thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,555thLargest Black Market: 1,656thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,878thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,009thMost Armed: 2,638thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,772ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,846thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,963rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,176thLargest Mining Sector: 3,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,776thMost Efficient Economies: 4,813thHighest Average Incomes: 5,322ndNudest: 7,586thHighest Economic Output: 11,236thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,509thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,003rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,823rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,837thMost Patriotic: 12,892ndLargest Governments: 13,353rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,466thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,684thMost Stationary: 17,047thMost Influential: 18,016thLowest Crime Rates: 23,974thMost Conservative: 25,208thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,589th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

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