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The Vault of Card Storage

“If it fits, it sits!”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Greater Dienstad

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Vault of Card Storage is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hunter Cardshark with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.303 billion Storage live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athenaeum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Storage economy, worth 742 trillion Decks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 172,560 Decks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 592,014 per year while the poor average 36,915, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, libraries are bulldozed to make way for internet cafés, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, and Hunter Cardshark will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Card Storage's national animal is the Legendary Epic, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Card Storage.

Card Storage is ranked 43,602nd in the world and 36th in Greater Dienstad for Most Developed, scoring 67.94 on the Human Development Index.

Rudest Citizens: 803rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,515thFattest Citizens: 2,140thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,037thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,098thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,221stLargest Retail Industry: 4,183rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,695thMost Avoided: 5,272ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,265thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,393rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,125thMost Armed: 8,729thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,349thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,642ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,251stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,528thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,163rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,218thSmartest Citizens: 13,522ndLargest Black Market: 14,639thMost Secular: 15,101stMost Cultured: 15,400thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,152ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,616thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,689thMost Inclusive: 20,812thMost Politically Free: 21,630thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22,072nd
Most Politically Free: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the region

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