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The Republic of Card Farmer 949

“Card Farming”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Birb

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Republic of Card Farmer 949 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.139 billion Card Farmer 949ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 949ian economy, worth 673 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,012 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and greenhouses are regularly raided by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 949's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 949 is ranked 17,338th in the world and 1,361st in Birb for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,002.76 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,087thNudest: 4,462ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,757thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,433rdMost Devout: 9,492ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,886thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,945thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,191stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,193rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,668thMost Authoritarian: 12,790thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,806thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,728thHealthiest Citizens: 13,781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,359thMost Efficient Economies: 15,380thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,338thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,460thLargest Governments: 18,716thHighest Average Incomes: 21,647thMost Income Equality: 21,899thMost Patriotic: 21,922ndMost Conservative: 23,323rdSmartest Citizens: 25,284thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,029th
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Income Equality: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 103rd in the regionMost Conservative: 135th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 195th in the regionNudest: 230th in the regionLargest Governments: 286th in the region

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