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The Republic of Card Farmer 880

“Card Farming”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Birb

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Card Farmer 880 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.807 billion Card Farmer 880ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 880ian economy, worth 677 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,894 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Card Farmer 880ian stage setups, and cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 880's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 880 is ranked 2,776th in the world and 62nd in Birb for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,324.26 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,776thLargest Mining Sector: 4,455thLargest Retail Industry: 5,602ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,728thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,498thLargest Black Market: 11,856thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,647thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,806thTop
Most Cultured: 14,962ndMost Corrupt Governments: 15,192ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,443rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,718thMost Devout: 16,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,547thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,017thHighest Average Incomes: 18,161stLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,981stMost Income Equality: 21,043rdLargest Governments: 21,452ndMost Patriotic: 21,538thHealthiest Citizens: 22,438thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,020thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,202ndSmartest Citizens: 25,900th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 93rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 120th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 214th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 272nd in the regionSafest: 311th in the region

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