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The Republic of Card Farmer 778

“Card Farming”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: Birb

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Card Farmer 778 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.84 billion Card Farmer 778ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 57.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 778ian economy, worth 593 trillion cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 122,705 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Women who can do math in their head are burned for witchcraft, the nation has a strict 'no marauding undead' law (Card Farmer 778 has found 1 easter egg), the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 778's national animal is the farming.

Card Farmer 778 is ranked 227,766th in the world and 2,276th in Birb for Fattest Citizens, with 8.62 Obesity Rate.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,369thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,841stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,619thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,108thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,194thMost Devout: 11,362ndTop
Largest Black Market: 16,098thMost Developed: 16,101stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,320thMost Cultured: 17,806thMost Efficient Economies: 18,939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,538thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,772ndHealthiest Citizens: 22,993rdHighest Food Quality: 23,720thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,458thHighest Average Incomes: 25,069thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,478thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,133rd
Highest Food Quality: 34th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 95th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionMost Cultured: 167th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 187th in the regionMost Developed: 197th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 229th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 253rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 309th in the region

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