Spotlight on:
The Republic of Card Farmer 667 |
“Card Farming”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Birb |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Republic of Card Farmer 667 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.807 billion Card Farmer 667ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 667ian economy, worth 639 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,086 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 667's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Card Farmer 667 is ranked 260,517th in the world and 3,362nd in Birb for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -15.26 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Card Farmer 667 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
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Card Farmer 667 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
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Card Farmer 667 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Card Farmer 667 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Card Farmer 667 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Card Farmer 667 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
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Card Farmer 667 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
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Card Farmer 667 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
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Card Farmer 667's influence in Birb rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
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Card Farmer 667 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.