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The Republic of Card Farmer 667

“Card Farming”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Birb

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Card Farmer 667 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.807 billion Card Farmer 667ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 667ian economy, worth 639 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,086 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 667's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 667 is ranked 260,517th in the world and 3,362nd in Birb for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -15.26 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,165thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 4,018thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,894thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,339thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,415thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 8,946thMost Efficient Economies: 9,007thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,457thLowest Crime Rates: 12,926thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 16,605thLargest Governments: 18,354thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,552ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,926thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,443rdMost Corrupt Governments: 20,522ndMost Income Equality: 20,566thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,723rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,843rdMost Authoritarian: 24,455thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,303rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 47th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 62nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 70th in the regionMost Extreme: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 117th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 144th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 160th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 208th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 254th in the regionLargest Governments: 261st in the region

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