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The Republic of Card Farmer 406

“Card Farming”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Birb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Card Farmer 406 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.542 billion Card Farmer 406ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farmer 406ian economy, worth 946 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,499 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 406's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 406 is ranked 253,900th in the world and 3,461st in Birb for Most Avoided, scoring 0.94 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 9,356thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,065thLowest Crime Rates: 10,255thLargest Mining Sector: 11,791stMost Efficient Economies: 11,960thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,632ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,896thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,322ndMost Patriotic: 19,112thMost Income Equality: 20,123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 20,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,436thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,269thMost Cultured: 22,714thHighest Economic Output: 23,501stLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,825thHighest Average Incomes: 23,879thLargest Governments: 24,108thSmartest Citizens: 24,375thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,740thMost Influential: 26,111th
Most Income Equality: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 137th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 170th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 190th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 285th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 310th in the region

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