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The Republic of Card Farmer 3303

“Card Farming”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Birb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Card Farmer 3303 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.233 billion Card Farmer 3303ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Welfare, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 21.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Card Farmer 3303ian economy, worth 165 trillion cards a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,039 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, and ratings for sitcom reruns are often much higher than election debates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 3303's national animal is the farming, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Card Farmer 3303 is ranked 118,508th in the world and 3,233rd in Birb for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Largest Gambling Industry: 8,890thMost Armed: 11,204thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,608thLargest Retail Industry: 16,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,886thMost Rebellious Youth: 23,916thFattest Citizens: 25,152nd
Largest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 216th in the regionMost Armed: 351st in the region

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