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The Republic of Card Farmer 3094

“Card Farming”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Birb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Card Farmer 3094 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, fear of technology, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 3.753 billion Card Farmer 3094ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Card Farmer 3094ian economy, worth 145 trillion cards a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,897 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The constant playing of Merry Birthday on Card Farmer 3094ian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, an exhibition on farming memes is currently starring at the National Art Gallery, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 3094's national animal is the farming.

Card Farmer 3094 is ranked 188,607th in the world and 2,620th in Birb for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -2.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Primitive: 6,802ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,389thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,571st
Best Weather: 48th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57th in the regionMost Primitive: 61st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 63rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 80th in the regionMost Income Equality: 105th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 283rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 330th in the region

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