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The Republic of Card Farmer 2709

“Card Farming”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Birb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Card Farmer 2709 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, devout population of 3.87 billion Card Farmer 2709ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.7%.

The Card Farmer 2709ian economy, worth 153 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,595 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, voting is compulsory, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Farmer 2709's national animal is the farming, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Card Farmer 2709 is ranked 119,569th in the world and 614th in Birb for Fattest Citizens, with 10.62 Obesity Rate.

Largest Welfare Programs: 25,717th
Most Average: 109th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 161st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 263rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 283rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 341st in the region

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