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The Republic of Card Farmer 2006

“Card Farming”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Birb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Republic of Card Farmer 2006 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.939 billion Card Farmer 2006ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Card Farmer 2006ian economy, worth 196 trillion cards a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 49,941 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Card Farmer 2006's national animal is the farming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Card Farmer 2006 is ranked 150,133rd in the world and 2,124th in Birb for Smartest Citizens, with 26.71 quips per hour.

Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,643rdTop
Most Average: 26,317th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 19th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 38th in the regionMost Average: 77th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 127th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 208th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 291st in the regionBest Weather: 329th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 346th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 350th in the region

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