Spotlight on:
The Colony of Card Farm ENE 2 |
“Peace and Justice”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Gardens of New England |
Regional Influence: Negotiator |
The Colony of Card Farm ENE 2 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Card with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.607 billion Eastern New Englandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Card City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.
The very strong Eastern New English economy, worth 405 trillion cards a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,259 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,244 per year while the poor average 13,215, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.
Reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides. Crime is a problem. Card Farm ENE 2's national animal is the emu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Card Farm ENE 2 is ranked 35,591st in the world and 3rd in Gardens of New England for Most Stationary, with 1,271.2792558252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Card Farm ENE 2, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in Card Farm ENE 2, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
- : Following new legislation in Card Farm ENE 2, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more.
- : Following new legislation in Card Farm ENE 2, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Card Farm ENE 2, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Eastern New English weed picker are way up.
- : Card Farm ENE 2's influence in Gardens of New England fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Card Farm ENE 2's influence in Gardens of New England rose from "Diplomat" to "Contender".
- : Card Farm ENE 2 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Card Farm ENE 2's influence in Gardens of New England fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
- : Card Farm ENE 2's influence in Gardens of New England rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".