Spotlight on:
The UPC of Card Clone 094 |
“200,000 units are ready”
Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Memeland United |
Regional Influence: Page |
The UPC of Card Clone 094 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.968 billion Card Clone 094ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.
The very strong Card Clone 094ian economy, worth 318 trillion Cards a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 53,376 Cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Leader, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Card Clone 094's national animal is the Raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Card Clone 094 is ranked 248,113th in the world and 978th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.56 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Card Clone 094's influence in Memeland United rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Card Clone 094, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
- : Card Clone 094 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Card Clone 094, many suspect that the 'Whinny The Plop' children's magazine contains covert criticism of Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Card Clone 094, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
- : Following new legislation in Card Clone 094, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
- : Following new legislation in Card Clone 094, you can tell when Card Clone 094ians are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
- : Following new legislation in Card Clone 094, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Card Clone 094, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
- : Following new legislation in Card Clone 094, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.