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The UPC of Card clone 003 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.237 billion Card clone 003ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Card clone 003ian economy, worth 645 trillion Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,507 Cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,498 per year while the poor average 27,579, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card clone 003's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Card clone 003 is ranked 29,940^th in the world and 238^th in Memeland United for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.76 law-abiding acts per hour.

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