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The End of Card Cleaver


Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: Trading Cards

Regional Influence: Auxiliary


The End of Card Cleaver is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its digital currency, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 991 million Card Cleavers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bardcoard. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Cleavage economy, worth 94.4 trillion card scaps a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,291 card scaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, Tourism facilities are being turned into paper tiger habitats, and thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Cleaver's national animal is the paper tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Card Cleaver is ranked 33,712th in the world and 6th in Trading Cards for Largest Governments, scoring 25.06 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Secular: 4,815thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,255thBest Weather: 8,289thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,454thMost Pacifist: 10,869thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,401stLargest Welfare Programs: 11,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,054thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,229thSafest: 13,749thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,617thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,202ndMost Inclusive: 17,273rdNicest Citizens: 17,717thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,900thHighest Food Quality: 19,904thHealthiest Citizens: 21,121stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,461stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,874thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,412thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,063rd
Longest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the region

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