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The State of Caramel

“Just for fun”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: Harare

Regional Influence: Superpower


The State of Caramel is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.393 billion Caramelians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.1%.

The strong Caramelian economy, worth 714 trillion betales a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 41,071 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,236 per year while the poor average 2,206, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, Caramel has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Caramel in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Caramel's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caramel is ranked 9,026th in the world and 1st in Harare for Rudest Citizens, with 113.71 Insults Per Minute.

Most Extreme: 505thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 557thHighest Drug Use: 574thMost Politically Free: 809thMost Pro-Market: 836thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,417thNudest: 8,901stRudest Citizens: 9,026thMost Stationary: 9,049thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,054thLargest Populations: 11,631stTop
Highest Crime Rates: 21,958thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,424th

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