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The Armada of Captain Morgan

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Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Texas

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Armada of Captain Morgan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 27.078 billion Captain Morgans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Public Transport, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Captain Morganian economy, worth 698 trillion Barrel of Spiced Rums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,797 Barrel of Spiced Rums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Captain Morgan's national animal is the Bilge Rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Captain Morgan is ranked 212,524th in the world and 82nd in Texas for Most Stationary, with 34.88365823 days.

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Largest Populations: 6,157thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,978thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,994thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,970th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the region

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