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The Qqfcrumfdsfcjbudebuxdeiubdcf of Captain Lard

“Racism is Whack”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Lardyland

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

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The Qqfcrumfdsfcjbudebuxdeiubdcf of Captain Lard is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Default Skin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.041 billion Lardlings are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney World. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The frighteningly efficient AWESOME economy, worth 498 trillion spittoons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 244,068 spittoons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,105,747 per year while the poor average 33,055, a ratio of 33.5 to 1.

The nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, and those who investigate UFOs tend to wake up delirious on abandoned roads. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Captain Lard's national animal is the Jesus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Gospel of Ben Shapiro.

Captain Lard is ranked 157,683rd in the world and 121st in Lardyland for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 50.4 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Fattest Citizens: 668thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 750thMost Avoided: 760thLargest Retail Industry: 994thMost Armed: 1,036thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,051stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,067thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,133rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,330thMost Secular: 1,332ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,377thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,448thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,498thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,296thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,445thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,467thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,948thHighest Average Incomes: 2,953rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,993rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,410thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,821stNudest: 4,028thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,198thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,716thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,764thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,000thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,564thLargest Black Market: 6,691stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,210thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,059thMost Efficient Economies: 10,274thMost Conservative: 12,759thLargest Governments: 15,450thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,454th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the region

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