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The Federal Republic of Caprichay

“Habemus posteris nostris”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Federal Republic of Caprichay is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Mumflr with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.626 billion Caprichayians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gravity Falls. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Caprichayian economy, worth a remarkable 7,640 trillion Golden Qurshnaughts a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 657,173 Golden Qurshnaughts, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,946,578 per year while the poor average 49,478, a ratio of 79.8 to 1.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and manufacturers are sued for almost anything not covered in their catalogue-sized manuals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caprichay's national animal is the Bat-Eared Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of the Royal Skulldafnz.

Caprichay is ranked 848th in the world and 38th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 261.72 quips per hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 127thHighest Average Incomes: 157thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 246thLowest Crime Rates: 247thMost Corrupt Governments: 267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 273rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 292ndLargest Publishing Industry: 295thLargest Black Market: 341stLargest Governments: 376thMost Devout: 382ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 409thMost Efficient Economies: 466thMost Subsidized Industry: 499thHighest Average Tax Rates: 592ndMost Cultured: 642ndMost Patriotic: 692ndMost Advanced Public Education: 710thLargest Insurance Industry: 740thMost Advanced Public Transport: 769thMost Developed: 803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 825thSmartest Citizens: 848thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 880thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 951stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,235thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,572ndHighest Economic Output: 1,676thHealthiest Citizens: 1,781stRudest Citizens: 2,053rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,353rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,426thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,491stHighest Food Quality: 2,513thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,680thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,141stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,801stLargest Mining Sector: 13,517thMost Influential: 14,746thLargest Gambling Industry: 15,030thMost Stationary: 16,363rdTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 22,706thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,249thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29,602nd
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Highest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 54th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 108th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 112th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 131st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 150th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 209th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 251st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 270th in the regionMost Stationary: 284th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 518th in the regionLargest Populations: 538th in the region

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