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The Free Land of Capitalists Unions

“Every man a king !”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: Conch Kingdom

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The Free Land of Capitalists Unions is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Miłosz Ratkowski with a fair hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.205 billion Capitalists Unionsians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union City. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalists Unionsian economy, worth 164 trillion Curacoeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 136,503 Curacoeses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Economists claim no news is good news, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Capitalists Unions's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Capitalists Unions is ranked 239,226th in the world and 419th in Conch Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.57 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 686thTop
Most Secular: 2,634thLargest Retail Industry: 3,037thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,940thRudest Citizens: 4,208thFattest Citizens: 4,430thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,622ndMost Avoided: 7,493rdMost Influential: 8,243rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,446thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,546thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,332ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,926thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,181stLargest Publishing Industry: 17,321stHighest Average Incomes: 17,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,290thSmartest Citizens: 18,337thHighest Drug Use: 21,502nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 17th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 40th in the region

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