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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise

“Laissez-faire, everywhere”

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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Squire


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.643 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,063 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 214,217 simoleons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, and dentists routinely perform open heart surgery. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 218,300th in the world and 6,576th in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.86 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 114thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 276thLargest Populations: 303rdLargest Mining Sector: 334thFattest Citizens: 473rdHighest Economic Output: 698thMost Avoided: 991stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,234thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,249thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,249thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,304thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,457thLargest Retail Industry: 1,579thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,680thSmartest Citizens: 3,084thRudest Citizens: 3,616thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,174thMost Influential: 4,184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,903rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,234thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,760thMost Stationary: 7,158thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,244thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,220thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,355thLowest Crime Rates: 21,399th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionMost Stationary: 65th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 120th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 128th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 131st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 133rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 187th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 228th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 343rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 479th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 588th in the regionMost Politically Free: 637th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 641st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 48 » Farrakhan, Unibot III, Beezertopia, Perfect Sublime Masters, Panormia, Zavea, Melon feud, The Pacific Caliphate, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Collosuss, Emeseses, Pettlland, Franluxin, Arinteriswith, Aqueira, Xyloqua, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, Independent Militias, Florin, Thuringia Reich, Arkhane, Aandruzognivia, Doormat to the Lord, Magrinia, Volsar, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Zerentopia, Razorback, Delight, Greater Cesnica, Rubian Empire, Visionary Union, Nation of Urie, Mundanus, Alsakah, The Libertarian Republic of Savages, North Comunist Awelanius, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, A Leaf on the Wind, Trinite, Kaiserreich Subreddit, Trimetolan, United Libor Lefunkistan, Agua de Pelar Porco II, Makdon, and Ulslur.