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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise

“Laissez-faire, everywhere”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Squire


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 34.873 billion Capitalist Paradiseans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 7,556 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 216,675 simoleons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 758,932 per year while the poor average 44,916, a ratio of 16.9 to 1.

Women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 155,223rd in the world and 5,936th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 277thLargest Mining Sector: 312thLargest Populations: 332ndFattest Citizens: 456thHighest Economic Output: 618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 895thMost Avoided: 909thLargest Information Technology Sector: 939thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,003rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,043rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,106thLargest Retail Industry: 1,141stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,369thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,134thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,283rdRudest Citizens: 2,542ndSmartest Citizens: 2,890thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,276thMost Influential: 3,670thHighest Average Incomes: 4,442ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,781stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,703rdTop
Most Stationary: 8,242ndLargest Publishing Industry: 10,404thLargest Black Market: 11,655thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,435thMost Politically Free: 14,543rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 37th in the regionMost Influential: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Stationary: 72nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 111th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 157th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 222nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 300th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 581st in the region

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