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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise

“Laissez-faire, everywhere”

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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 37.183 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Defense and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,072 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 217,110 simoleons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 757,808 per year while the poor average 45,246, a ratio of 16.7 to 1.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 24,351st in the world and 546th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.38 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 111thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 282ndLargest Populations: 312thLargest Mining Sector: 317thFattest Citizens: 475thHighest Economic Output: 667thMost Avoided: 953rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,049thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,066thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,187thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,194thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,216thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,431stLargest Retail Industry: 1,441stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,382ndRudest Citizens: 3,066thSmartest Citizens: 3,073rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,538thMost Influential: 3,959thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,597thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,900thHighest Average Incomes: 5,079thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,800thMost Stationary: 7,262ndTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,953rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 33rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 66th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 92nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 127th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 136th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 138th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 241st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 294th in the regionMost Politically Free: 310th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 489th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 50 » Farrakhan, Unibot III, Beezertopia, Perfect Sublime Masters, Panormia, Zavea, Melon feud, The Pacific Caliphate, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Collosuss, Emeseses, Pettlland, Franluxin, Arinteriswith, Aqueira, Xyloqua, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, Independent Militias, Florin, Thuringia Reich, Arkhane, Aandruzognivia, Doormat to the Lord, Dead I Jack, Magrinia, Volsar, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Zerentopia, Razorback, Delight, Greater Cesnica, Rubian Empire, Visionary Union, Morover, Nation of Urie, South Sea New, Mundanus, Alpharoland, Zim-topia, Nakena, Lansaka, Alsakah, The Libertarian Republic of Savages, North Comunist Awelanius, Agalaesia, Bormiar, Black Hawk Raider Refugees, and A Leaf on the Wind.