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The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise

“Laissez-faire, everywhere”

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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Squire


The Grand Bazaar of Capitalist Paradise is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ayn Rand's ghost with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 39.087 billion Capitalist Paradiseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Capitalist Paradisean economy, worth a remarkable 8,263 trillion simoleons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,420 simoleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, and up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on. Crime is totally unknown. Capitalist Paradise's national animal is the donkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Capitalist Paradise is ranked 237,962nd in the world and 7,443rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Governments, scoring zero on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 260thLargest Populations: 304thLargest Mining Sector: 338thFattest Citizens: 477thHighest Economic Output: 754thMost Avoided: 1,053rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,058thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,305thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,344thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,362ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,442ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,572ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,823rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 3,206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,294thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,162ndRudest Citizens: 4,367thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,661stMost Influential: 4,902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,150thHighest Average Incomes: 5,759thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,885thMost Stationary: 6,715thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,810thLowest Crime Rates: 20,235th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Stationary: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 65th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 123rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 126th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 148th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 190th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 245th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 291st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 407th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 501st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 691st in the regionMost Politically Free: 695th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 40 » Farrakhan, Unibot III, Beezertopia, Perfect Sublime Masters, Panormia, Zavea, The Pacific Caliphate, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Islamic Republic e Jariri, Collosuss, Emeseses, Pettlland, Arinteriswith, Yoshiterra, Andromeda Islands, Florin, Thuringia Reich, Arkhane, Magrinia, Thus Sprach Zarathustra, Zerentopia, Razorback, Delight, Rubian Empire, Nation of Urie, The Libertarian Republic of Savages, Kaiserreich Subreddit, Parx, Visionary Union, Rax-Japeng, Makdon, TorNaGul, Chimes, Dyllypoly, Sinoco, Anarchisticstan, Fauzjhia, Isles of Govia, Miss Hungary, and Agalaesia.