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The National Government of Capitalist Bourgeois States

“I'm too sexy for Inflation. Too sexy for deflation”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: SOS Brigade

Regional Influence: Negotiator

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The National Government of Capitalist Bourgeois States is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Don Brash with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.344 billion Nats are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brashville. The average income tax rate is 32.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalist economy, worth a remarkable 3,152 trillion Bells a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 277,884 Bells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and summer science camps are regularly raided by narcotics police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Capitalist Bourgeois States's national animal is the Tanuki, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haruhiism - SOS Brigade.

Capitalist Bourgeois States is ranked 21,083rd in the world and 10th in SOS Brigade for Most Stationary, with 1,567.12554565012 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 291stLargest Retail Industry: 302ndMost Devout: 630thLargest Mining Sector: 1,304thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,421stMost Avoided: 1,717thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,928thFattest Citizens: 2,214thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,764thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,279thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,346thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,741stHighest Average Incomes: 3,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,802ndMost Patriotic: 4,004thMost Efficient Economies: 4,984thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,705thHighest Economic Output: 6,776thNudest: 7,229thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,022ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,097thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,694thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,249thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,993rdSmartest Citizens: 15,190thLowest Crime Rates: 16,254thLargest Governments: 17,516thLargest Gambling Industry: 19,508thMost Influential: 20,437thMost Stationary: 21,083rdMost Authoritarian: 22,565thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,923rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,755th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

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