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The Meh of Capital North

“I don't know anymore”

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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Meh of Capital North is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President H U Mann with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.482 billion Capital Northians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Capital. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Capital Northian economy, worth 556 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 124,186 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and government-funded marriage counseling is showing very limited success. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Capital North's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Capital North is ranked 9,465th in the world and 7th in Artificial Solar System for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,145.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Drug Use: 1,441stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,783rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,275thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,526thNicest Citizens: 3,987thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,271stMost Inclusive: 4,311thRudest Citizens: 4,572ndFattest Citizens: 6,074thHighest Food Quality: 7,790thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,319thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,465thMost Cultured: 9,893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,854thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,366thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,971stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,203rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,022ndLargest Governments: 15,333rdLargest Black Market: 15,831stSmartest Citizens: 16,330thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,648thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,678thMost Pacifist: 16,694thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,719thMost Developed: 18,976thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,017thMost Efficient Economies: 21,479thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,654thHighest Average Incomes: 24,163rdMost Politically Free: 24,961stHighest Crime Rates: 25,445thMost Devout: 26,281st
Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 80th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 101st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 101st in the regionMost Politically Free: 107th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 113th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 117th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 127th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 134th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 168th in the regionLargest Black Market: 174th in the regionMost Income Equality: 180th in the regionNudest: 183rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 202nd in the regionMost Extreme: 249th in the regionMost Armed: 306th in the regionMost Devout: 316th in the region

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