Spotlight on:
The Principality of Cape Insulinde |
“After Life, Death, After Death, Life Again”
Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Principality of Cape Insulinde is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.178 billion Cape Insulindeans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revachol. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Cape Insulindean economy, worth 412 trillion reáls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 189,232 reáls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Most pop videos prominently feature the Cape Insulindean flag, Cape Insulindean companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cape Insulinde's national animal is the great skua, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Cape Insulinde is ranked 21,896th in the world and 165th in Europeia for Smartest Citizens, with 61.58 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Cape Insulinde was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Cape Insulinde, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n.
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Cape Insulinde, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.
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Cape Insulinde, Cape Insulindean companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
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Cape Insulinde, most pop videos prominently feature the Cape Insulindean flag.
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Cape Insulinde, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
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Cape Insulinde, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
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Cape Insulinde, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions.
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Cape Insulinde, sweet-toothed Cape Insulindeans have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
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Cape Insulinde, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Primorye Oblast,
PhDre,
Le Libertia,
Pushistia, and
Sanjurika.