The State of Cantonese Union
“The Cantonese Nation is like the sun”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Location: The East Pacific
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The State of Cantonese Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Leung Chun-ying with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.818 billion Cantonese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Cantonese economy, worth 708 trillion Cantonese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,955 Cantonese Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 929,239 per year while the poor average 9,699, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.
The blind lead the blind in social welfare, the children of Cantonese Union are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantonese Union's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cantonese Union was endorsed by The Kingdom of Grey Haven of Tauraucania.
- : Cantonese Union was endorsed by The Weed-choked lawn of A mean old man.
- : Cantonese Union was endorsed by The United States of Filipopol.
- : Cantonese Union was endorsed by The Federal Republic of BuciLand.
- : Cantonese Union was endorsed by The Republic of Sudhiria.
- : Cantonese Union was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Trans Anarcho-Communist Lesbian Catgirls.
- : Cantonese Union was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Flying Snow.
- : Cantonese Union was endorsed by The ENDORSE LIBERTANNY of The Atlae Isles.
- : Cantonese Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Cantonese Union was endorsed by The Democratic States of Lashnakia.
Endorsements Received: 108 » Wiranath, The Almighty Country, British Calradia, United China Nation, Hizuru, Endertopias, Republic of Berzerkistan, Adavan, H-Zhena, 0KXRg9C5, Aeljae, Aklevin, Socialist Holy American Empire, Akorial, Adolanta, Am Echad, Arkantis, Axdel, AngusEssa, A Slanted Black Stripe, Dark Edgyness, Brotherland, Eagas, CopyCato, Neruch, The Holy Utopian Republic, VW53Aland, BearStackof2015, Squid Ruinosa, Someseni, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, CheeseBurrito, The United Asian Republics, Kilkire, The United Neo American Union, Plazland, Kangarawa, Libertanny, Enlil, Dragons Blood, Bullpups, Grossvietnam, Liberstankonia, Stanisiti, The Romanum Legio, Servants of Gizmo, Matdor, Firenation91, and 58 others.Brethren, Talitoa, ArenaC, Dreamersistan, Hobbesistan, Wallenburg, Marrabuk, Dragonia, La xinga, Iodinia, Ridann, Kalaratri, Evrigenis, Modra, Merlovich, Morrowine, Interdimensional Waifus, Monix, Acronis, The New Wisconsin Empire, Zukchiva, Stumptopia, Bermadia, Tretrid, Ripsylvania, Quartzland, Staynes, The Eternal Land of Jong, Rohanland, Schrebia, Koumintang Republic, Moszce-Walvard, The Three States of Fortuna, United Dirtpile, Azureano, Peoples Republic of GG, Raunch, Sokala, Roissyland, Lantros, Aivintis, Jakubonia, Vaskeden, Virgoliaendorses, Woodsind, Technocratic Tagalog, Mays Austrian Nation, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Oofery, Khadah, Tseriesiscoming, TM-Jesselton, The Atlae Isles, Sudhiria, BuciLand, Filipopol, A mean old man, and Grey Haven of Tauraucania.