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The State of Cantonese Union

“The Cantonese Nation is like the sun”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: The East Pacific

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The State of Cantonese Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Leung Chun-ying with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.28 billion Cantonese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantonese economy, worth 482 trillion Cantonese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,086 Cantonese Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 657,467 per year while the poor average 20,408, a ratio of 32.2 to 1.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, the children of Cantonese Union are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantonese Union's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cantonese Union is ranked 12,779th in the world and 318th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,373.75 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,672ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,014thMost Influential: 3,406thMost Efficient Economies: 4,650thTop
Safest: 10,045thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,485thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,179thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,486thLargest Retail Industry: 12,716thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,779thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,828thHighest Average Incomes: 13,149thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,220thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,364thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,128thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,113thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,824thLowest Crime Rates: 16,607thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,612thMost Developed: 16,753rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,766th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 157th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 235th in the regionMost Influential: 275th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 294th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 303rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 316th in the regionSafest: 317th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 318th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 327th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 338th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 371st in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 408th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 418th in the regionLargest Governments: 419th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 421st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 428th in the regionRudest Citizens: 435th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 439th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 441st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 454th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 454th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487th in the regionMost Developed: 488th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 549th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 573rd in the regionMost Secular: 578th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 596th in the regionLargest Populations: 600th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 616th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 621st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 662nd in the regionMost Stationary: 666th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 725th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 732nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 736th in the regionMost Inclusive: 744th in the region

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