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The State of Cantonese Union

“The Cantonese Nation is like the sun”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: The East Pacific

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The State of Cantonese Union is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Leung Chun-ying with an even hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.818 billion Cantonese are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guangzhou. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cantonese economy, worth 708 trillion Cantonese Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 146,955 Cantonese Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 929,239 per year while the poor average 9,699, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, the children of Cantonese Union are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, and boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cantonese Union's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cantonese Union is ranked 20,706th in the world and 617th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.08 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,264thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,535thMost Influential: 2,756thSafest: 9,823rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,971stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,784thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,217thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,847thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,869thMost Developed: 13,654thHighest Average Incomes: 14,199thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,391stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,002ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,910thLowest Crime Rates: 16,382ndLargest Governments: 16,908thLargest Retail Industry: 17,071stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,124thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,996thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,189thSmartest Citizens: 19,997thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,377thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,706th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the regionMost Influential: 163rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 184th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 278th in the regionSafest: 323rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 324th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 327th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 334th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 346th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 378th in the regionMost Developed: 379th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 380th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 385th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 425th in the regionLargest Governments: 437th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 454th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 456th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 464th in the regionMost Stationary: 483rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 486th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 521st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 530th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 569th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 579th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 583rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 617th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 656th in the regionRudest Citizens: 666th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 695th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 731st in the regionMost Secular: 732nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 737th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 854th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 855th in the region

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