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The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.587 billion Cannibals are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,690 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 373,539 Benneths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Sex-ed is child's play, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cannibaland is ranked 12,957^th in the world and 20^th in Forest for Most Patriotic, with 62.04 flags saluted per person per day.