Spotlight on:
The Tree State of Cannibaland |
“You are free, even to not be free”
Category: Left-Leaning College State | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Forest |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Tree State of Cannibaland is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barack O'Llama with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.135 billion Cannibals enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dystopia. The average income tax rate is 36.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cannibalandian economy, worth a remarkable 7,097 trillion Benneths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 370,928 Benneths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, there are no more heroes any more, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime is totally unknown. Cannibaland's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cannibaland is ranked 132,372nd in the world and 184th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 243.02944168328 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints.
- : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, there are no more heroes any more.
- : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins.
- : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
- : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
- : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble.
- : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
- : Following new legislation in Cannibaland, vaccinations are mandatory.