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The Federal Kingdom of Canineia

“Tírcainíneach fada beo”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Saint Helene

Regional Influence: Ambassador

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The Federal Kingdom of Canineia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Fluffy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.995 billion Canineians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canidae Harbour. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Canineian economy, worth 431 trillion Bones a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 53,994 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisons are filled with the cackles and sobs of a deranged inmate population, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, Canine sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canineia's national animal is the Canine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Canineia is ranked 58,183rd in the world and 27th in Saint Helene for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.12 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Influential: 3,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,892ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,105thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 24,248thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,864thBest Weather: 25,924thMost Secular: 29,587th
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Great Jenovah, Yemet, Flandonips, Lungha, Vyata Temor, The Ostartic Federation, and Emnaria.