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The Cursed Candy of Candy Pumpkin

“Who even eats these?”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Leucippus

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Cursed Candy of Candy Pumpkin is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and absence of drug laws. The democratic population of 658 million Candy Pumpkinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Octween. The average income tax rate is 19.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Candy Pumpkinian economy, worth 23.4 trillion golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,583 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and Candy Pumpkin has designated Octween as its capital city. Crime is well under control. Candy Pumpkin's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Candy Pumpkin is ranked 87,148th in the world and 70th in Leucippus for Rudest Citizens, with 54.34 Insults Per Minute.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 20,555thLeast Corrupt Governments: 22,946th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the region

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