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The January Sales of Candlewhisper Archive

“doo doo doo doo doooo, We're Lovin' It.”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Handshaker


Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235

The January Sales of Candlewhisper Archive is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Johnny Burger with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 7.537 billion Archivists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Environment and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 2,925 trillion Orbicularis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 388,217 Orbicularis, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,111,526 per year while the poor average 36,697, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Seven-Toed Anxious Dolphin Mutant Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 578th in the world and 12th in Forest for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 95.16 Workforce Participation Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 70thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 148thFattest Citizens: 151stMost Avoided: 159thLargest Retail Industry: 174thRudest Citizens: 190thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 191stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 236thHighest Disposable Incomes: 247thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 258thLargest Information Technology Sector: 340thMost Inclusive: 420thMost Secular: 446thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 481stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 509thSmartest Citizens: 516thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 548thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 578thHighest Average Incomes: 583rdMost Rebellious Youth: 827thHighest Crime Rates: 846thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 848thLargest Mining Sector: 1,019thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,031stMost Influential: 1,133rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,178thMost Cultured: 1,677thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,853rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,928thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,967thHighest Economic Output: 3,292ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,188thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,950thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,218thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,413thMost Armed: 7,466thTop
Most Pro-Market: 10,073rdNudest: 11,996thLargest Black Market: 15,872ndHighest Drug Use: 17,024th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 34th in the regionMost Stationary: 37th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 50 » Frieden-und Freudenland, Ransium, Velkia and the Islands, Eryndlynd, Ironic Remarks, Mountain Ash Forests, Tauride, Feladria, Atsvea, Aeterno Tranquillitas, Ruinenlust, Caterasia, Dwardossa, Ownzone, Kawastyselir, Chilledsville, Canaltia, The Cypher Nine, Turbeaux, Reannia, Palatamorphia, Plifte, The New Bluestocking Homeland, The Black Forrest, Fahx, Entitize, Sapnu puas, Elundris, Drasnia, Taco Respublic, Uan aa Boa, Forgotten Beauty, The Void Territories, Blon Gre, Meropis, Coranova, Sacara, New Ladavia, Window Land, Verdant Haven, Utopian earth, Rorston, Cat-Herders United, Rivienland, The Southern Cascadian States, Kannap, Kinganaryasia, Bilsa, Na Realtai, and The Cono.