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The AI See You of Candlewhisper Archive

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Category: Anarchy
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235

The AI See You of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Augustus Embly with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.789 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 4,755 trillion slightly grubby dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 440,796 slightly grubby dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Fingered Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 206,582nd in the world and 452nd in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -1350.97 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 43rdRudest Citizens: 93rdFattest Citizens: 103rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 104thMost Avoided: 111thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 117thLargest Retail Industry: 128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 137thHighest Disposable Incomes: 178thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 219thMost Secular: 265thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 304thHighest Crime Rates: 327thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 355thLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 380thMost Inclusive: 397thSmartest Citizens: 454thHighest Average Incomes: 493rdMost Armed: 500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 518thMost Rebellious Youth: 541stMost Influential: 577thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 720thLargest Mining Sector: 804thMost Valuable International Artwork: 827thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 880thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,010thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,079thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,196thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,290thMost Cultured: 1,759thHighest Economic Output: 1,984thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,017thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,160thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,205thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,405thMost Efficient Economies: 4,846thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,796thTop
Most Stationary: 12,284thLargest Black Market: 14,708thMost Pro-Market: 15,087thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,917th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 63 » Frieden-und Freudenland, Ransium, Velkia and the Islands, Eryndlynd, Ironic Remarks, Feladria, Aeterno Tranquillitas, Ruinenlust, Caterasia, Dwardossa, Ownzone, Kawastyselir, Chilledsville, Canaltia, Turbeaux, Reannia, The New Bluestocking Homeland, The Black Forrest, Fahx, Entitize, Taco Respublic, Forgotten Beauty, The Void Territories, Sacara, Window Land, Verdant Haven, Cat-Herders United, Novian Republics, Ordand, Hyon Delta, Kinectia, The Righteous Order of Youth, Bregaria, Lura, Love and Nature, Octopus Islands, Greyveldt, Bananaistan, Palos Heights, Snjor, Rippardine, Cheloboria, Krisylia, Appendia, Spengland et South Toiwan, Bakwaas, Blon Gre, Pen Blanityion, Deontologia, Burkhai, and 13 others.Effazio, Groenwald, New Ladavia, Anachronolandia, Atsvea, Pythaga, McClandia Doge 2, New Kvenland, Paplia, Heidgaudr, Rivienland, Talgarth, and South Bees.