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The Whispery Candle Thing of Candlewhisper Archive

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Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Handshaker


Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235

The Whispery Candle Thing of Candlewhisper Archive is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by April Chauers with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.944 billion Archivists enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Environment and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 3,160 trillion oily seagull skulls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 397,793 oily seagull skulls, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,128,989 per year while the poor average 38,921, a ratio of 54.7 to 1.

Police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, Archivian housewives become unusually flustered when thinking about April Chauers, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, and exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Thirteen-Toed Ugly Dolphin Mutant Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Perspicacity of Orange.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 989th in the world and 6th in Forest for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 23,700.77 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 70thFattest Citizens: 143rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 149thMost Avoided: 156thLargest Retail Industry: 170thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 182ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 183rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 204thHighest Disposable Incomes: 230thRudest Citizens: 234thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 322ndMost Secular: 333rdMost Inclusive: 390thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 445thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 447thSmartest Citizens: 467thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 519thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 533rdHighest Average Incomes: 548thMost Rebellious Youth: 740thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 792ndHighest Crime Rates: 808thLargest Mining Sector: 989thMost Influential: 1,083rdMost Armed: 1,106thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,130thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,175thMost Cultured: 1,663rdTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,756thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,825thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,985thHighest Economic Output: 3,036thMost Efficient Economies: 5,151stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,313thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,069thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,711thTop
Nudest: 9,110thMost Pro-Market: 9,902ndHighest Drug Use: 13,562ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,620thLargest Black Market: 15,726thMost Stationary: 17,471st
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 53 » Frieden-und Freudenland, Ransium, Velkia and the Islands, Eryndlynd, Ironic Remarks, Mountain Ash Forests, Tauride, Feladria, Atsvea, Aeterno Tranquillitas, Ruinenlust, Caterasia, Dwardossa, Ownzone, Kawastyselir, Chilledsville, Canaltia, The Cypher Nine, Turbeaux, Reannia, Palatamorphia, Plifte, The New Bluestocking Homeland, The Black Forrest, Fahx, Entitize, Sapnu puas, Elundris, Taco Respublic, Uan aa Boa, Forgotten Beauty, The Void Territories, Blon Gre, Meropis, Coranova, Sacara, New Ladavia, Window Land, Verdant Haven, Rorston, Cat-Herders United, Rivienland, The Southern Cascadian States, Kannap, Kinganaryasia, Bilsa, Na Realtai, The Grene Knyght, Novian Republics, Australis Terra, and 3 others.Peigan, Aeyen Valley, and Crowacia.