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The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive

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Category: Anarchy
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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


Candlewhisper Archive was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 235

The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper Archive is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dustin B Twinnears with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.221 billion Archivists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monaster. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Archivian economy, worth a remarkable 6,927 trillion slightly manky dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 455,134 slightly manky dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

One can walk from one side of Monaster to the other without setting foot on Archivian soil, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, and foreign workers are flooding in as slightly manky dollars flood out. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Candlewhisper Archive's national animal is the Six-Toed Ugly Dolphin-Octopus Thing, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unlimited Cheap Data.

Candlewhisper Archive is ranked 154th in the world and 1st in Forest for Most Avoided, scoring 1,451.77 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 43rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 80thFattest Citizens: 103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 112thLargest Retail Industry: 142ndRudest Citizens: 154thMost Avoided: 154thHighest Disposable Incomes: 160thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 235thMost Secular: 235thHighest Crime Rates: 250thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 269thMost Influential: 304thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 324thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 359thMost Armed: 387thMost Rebellious Youth: 427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 427thSmartest Citizens: 519thHighest Average Incomes: 570thMost Inclusive: 612thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 635thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 705thLargest Mining Sector: 853rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 857thMost Valuable International Artwork: 865thLargest Gambling Industry: 895thLargest Publishing Industry: 986thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,108thHighest Economic Output: 1,432ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,556thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,654thMost Cultured: 1,942ndHighest Drug Use: 2,702ndTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,835thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,799thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,295thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,302ndMost Stationary: 9,456thHighest Food Quality: 10,001stNudest: 11,405thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 14,435thLargest Black Market: 17,786thLargest Populations: 20,041st
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Stationary: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the region

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