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The Corporate Haven of Canasius

“A.B.E.T. Always Be Evading Taxes”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Lands End

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Corporate Haven of Canasius is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Ape with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.348 billion Canasiusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libtardtopia. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Canasiusian economy, worth 240 trillion Crypto-cannabis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 178,078 Crypto-cannabis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, colonial subjects have Canasiusian culture shoved down their throats, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Canasius's national animal is the Tax Collector, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Free Markets.

Canasius is ranked 9,562nd in the world and 16th in Lands End for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 57.85 Whatever.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,549thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,222ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,533rdTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,607thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,917thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,058thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,119thMost Influential: 3,583rdMost Avoided: 3,708thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,044thFattest Citizens: 4,149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,634thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,013thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,830thLargest Mining Sector: 8,987thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,562ndHighest Average Incomes: 9,628thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,677thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,268thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,916thMost Efficient Economies: 13,984thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,438thMost Secular: 16,787thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,575thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,984thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,656thSmartest Citizens: 22,248thMost Developed: 24,113thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,692ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,713thLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,143rd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the region

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