The Corporate Haven of Canasius
“A.B.E.T. Always Be Evading Taxes”
|Category: Capitalist Paradise|
Location: Lands End
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Corporate Haven of Canasius is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Ape with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, pith helmet sales, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.348 billion Canasiusians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libtardtopia. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Canasiusian economy, worth 240 trillion Crypto-cannabis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 178,078 Crypto-cannabis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, colonial subjects have Canasiusian culture shoved down their throats, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Canasius's national animal is the Tax Collector, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Free Markets.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Canasius, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
- : Following new legislation in Canasius, colonial subjects have Canasiusian culture shoved down their throats.
- : Following new legislation in Canasius, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Canasius, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
- : Following new legislation in Canasius, depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years.
- : Following new legislation in Canasius, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
- : Canasius voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Karputsk".
- : Following new legislation in Canasius, the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty".
- : Following new legislation in Canasius, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Big Ape on Canasius's coulrophobia epidemic.
- : Following new legislation in Canasius, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold-plated handcuffs.
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