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The Republic of Canaltian North

“It's just too cold.”

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Location: Christmas

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Republic of Canaltian North is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.537 billion Canaltian Northians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Canaltian Northian economy, worth 977 trillion ice chips a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 129,735 ice chips, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 376,815 per year while the poor average 35,356, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia, children deemed 'disorderly' or otherwise unfit for public schools are shipped off to military academies, and having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Canaltian North's national animal is the polar bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Canaltian North is ranked 8,364th in the world and 10th in Christmas for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,828.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 199thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,194thTop
Largest Black Market: 4,151stMost Avoided: 5,109thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,364thLargest Mining Sector: 8,420thMost Secular: 8,573rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,587thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,431stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,543rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,270thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,450thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,517thTop
Most Patriotic: 16,995thMost Developed: 17,242ndMost Efficient Economies: 18,139thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,417thHighest Economic Output: 21,789thHighest Average Incomes: 21,872ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,154thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,841stMost Influential: 24,645thLargest Governments: 26,021st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 12th in the region

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