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The Tinhamptonian Experimentress of Canadian Zeeland

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The Tinhamptonian Experimentress of Canadian Zeeland is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.997 billion Canadian Zeelanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The very strong Canadian Zeelander economy, worth 256 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 51,332 guilders, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,986 per year while the poor average 8,172, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, beaches are empty as the shark population multiplies exponentially, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Canadian Zeeland's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Canadian Zeeland is ranked 166,165^th in the world and 42^nd in Mrs Doubtfire for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,472.62 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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