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The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion

“From Sea to Sea”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: Atlantian Oceania

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Goosedom of Canadian Dominion is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Hjonkson the Goose with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.858 billion Canadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toronto. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 341 trillion Canadian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,622 Canadian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 526,497 per year while the poor average 17,060, a ratio of 30.9 to 1.

Netizens fiercely argue over who loves Hjonkson the Goose more, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and asking what someone does for a living is considered a faux pax for being potentially jobist. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Canadian Dominion's national animal is the Goose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Hockey.

Canadian Dominion is ranked 19,672nd in the world and 17th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,613.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6,634thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,958thLargest Mining Sector: 7,857thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,195thMost Influential: 10,862ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,021stLargest Black Market: 11,875thMost Avoided: 13,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,095thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 17,348thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,834thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 22,567thMost Developed: 23,826thMost Secular: 26,036thHighest Average Incomes: 26,435th
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Largest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the region

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