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The Republic of Canada West

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The Republic of Canada West is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.187 billion Canada Westians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The thriving Canada Westian economy, worth a remarkable 1,107 trillion loonies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. Average income is 47,750 loonies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,021 per year while the poor average 9,740, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Canada West's national animal is the pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Canada West is ranked 238,437^th in the world and 6^th in British Columbia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.84 law-abiding acts per hour.

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