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The Republic of Camante

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Location: the South Pacific

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The Republic of Camante is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Blumfeld with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.883 billion Camantians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raza. The average income tax rate is 6.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Camantean economy, worth a remarkable 1,190 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 243,888 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers, the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime is totally unknown. Camante's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Everlasting Republic.

Camante is ranked 187,612th in the world and 6,246th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 33.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 492ndRudest Citizens: 592ndMost Avoided: 1,220thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,275thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,278thFattest Citizens: 1,290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,101stMost Efficient Economies: 2,173rdTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,421stMost Influential: 2,521stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,573rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,813thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,729thHighest Average Incomes: 3,754thSmartest Citizens: 4,159thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,365thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,648thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,676thLargest Mining Sector: 4,886thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,453rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,434thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,744thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,480thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,176thMost Secular: 9,779thMost Inclusive: 10,320thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,380thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,703rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,849thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,209thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,592ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 14,106thHighest Economic Output: 15,091stLargest Governments: 16,181stMost Armed: 20,890thMost Stationary: 22,512th
Largest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Avoided: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 36th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 62nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 69th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 88th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 120th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 133rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 140th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 170th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 194th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 253rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 268th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 284th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 288th in the regionMost Influential: 291st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 310th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 313th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 325th in the regionMost Secular: 332nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 346th in the regionMost Inclusive: 369th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 426th in the regionMost Armed: 437th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 451st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 460th in the regionLargest Governments: 468th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 476th in the regionLargest Populations: 615th in the regionNudest: 754th in the regionLargest Black Market: 770th in the region

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