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The Former Agaqini Colony of Calxpinmatia

“Fly with the wind!”

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The Former Agaqini Colony of Calxpinmatia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Kriztraj the Tiger with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 945 million Calxpinmatians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pzuik. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The Calxpinmatian economy, worth 38.6 trillion Jolankruzoes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,797 Jolankruzoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, Kriztraj the Tiger has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, parents who refuse to vaccinate their children are given a short jail sentence, and short is not always sweet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calxpinmatia's national animal is the Mynah Bird.

Calxpinmatia is ranked 84,338^th in the world and 4,819^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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