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The Red Holy of Calsolato


Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Red Holy of Calsolato is a massive, safe nation, ruled by John Wick with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.328 billion Calsolatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadfast. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Calsolatoan economy, worth 333 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 143,454 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and the government has declared that too much democracy gets in the way of sensible leadership. Crime is totally unknown. Calsolato's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Calsolato is ranked 76,888th in the world and 3,829th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.69 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 842ndTop
Most Armed: 2,322ndMost Influential: 3,631stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,641stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,179thRudest Citizens: 4,738thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,059thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,689thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,120thLargest Retail Industry: 6,283rdLargest Gambling Industry: 6,507thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,252ndTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,000thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,710thHighest Average Incomes: 14,303rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,732ndMost Developed: 16,731st
Most Armed: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 141st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 187th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 201st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 205th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 217th in the regionRudest Citizens: 252nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 275th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 343rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 483rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 526th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 544th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 626th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 676th in the regionMost Average: 737th in the regionMost Influential: 857th in the region

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